Well, its late in the month of April and Childebeast continues to be dead... and the road crew has been laid off for months, so the carcass has been pressed deep into the pavement to the point where it practically blends in.  There is as much a chance that Childebeast will play again as...there is that Jim Morrison is alive and well and living in Paris, France (or Ontario, for that matter)...OR...get this, fools...as much a chance that anyone could conceivably be reading this.  Its like being stranded in Siberia and hoping the search party is looking for you.. they're not.  Anyway...Childebeast enjoys death as much as the next dead band, I suppose.
-YC

Childebeast's current status is "roadkill"..but in the wacky world of music, like in comics.. nothing ever really stays dead.. Childebeast is currently seeking new members. All the old members left or are busy cleaning their dirty dirty rooms.. So the ever-enterprising Young Coconut is now the only remaining member.. Billy Corgan-styles, and is holding open auditions to anyone who feels like being in a band called Childebeast.. I guess the good thing is that Childebeast has never arrogantly flaunted themselves publicly as a crack live band.. they've played a few shows, recorded a couple of albums.. that's about it. So whatever develops is bound to be progress for this fairly low-key outfit. There are no hang ups about using the name, since all previous members either have no opinion on what happens, or have given their blessing in the shortest amount of time necessary to give it and go off and do something else! Freedom is so great, isn't it? Well.. it certainly can be! The Corgan comparison has been made, but mainly for humour value.. easy-going, relaxed times are ahead.. along with wicked-ass tracks that are going to be so good it will blow minds nationwide..and thats NOT an exaggeration.. So, if you're a musician, and you like to jam, and you're not a dick, get in touch....

-THA BEEZT

Childebeast makes a short comeback, then goes back to not existing

Yes, for a brief time, Childebeast came back to life...from about December 2011 to February 2012 Childebeast consisted of J.K. Phil Osé, Hope Paxton, and Young Coconut.. as of today, February 22, 2012, I (Young Coconut) don't know what the fuck is going on... why? Because. Because people are confusing and communication between humans is at an all time low. I guess.

Peace, and apparently you never know, you know?

Childebeast on indefinite hiatus

The band thought it would be a really good idea to cease to exist for a while, probably forever.

Even the website will go indefinitely unmaintained...

Shoot...

Childebeast CD release show

is done...and done!

Big ups to Chris Boyne of Sexdwarf,

Become Poor, Lucky Stabb, as well as

Jason Evans of futurefilmproductions.com

for filming the whole thing!

There were the highest highs, and of course, the lowest lows (such is life), but

in the end, it all worked out and Childebeast just wants to say thanks to all the

friends/family/fans who showed up to show their support, and to watch the

undead heart of rock continue to beat!

Oh yeah!

Childebeast quietly rocks The Java Garden (located downtown Hespeler, Ontario) at 8pm on a Friday night (October 1st to be exact!)

The way we like to do things around here is tell you about our shows after we've played them, rather than give you a fair chance at making it out to see us. Think of it as a fun game!

Tonight we played, for those that weren't there:

...New Buckette Song...Bullies (instrumental)...The Right Foot (instrumental)...Actual Eagles...Thirteen (Big Star Cover)...Dee's Changes...Eye Catcha (instrumental by default)...Dim Blonde...Madrid...Midget Made Giant...

A brief description of the show: It was fun...we'd do it again! Shout outs to Shay Chivon The Wiz (sorry, not sure how you spell Chivon) and Greg for their excellent service and ultra-excellent excellence...Also...props to Franki for making it out...and all the rest! Now, assome guy once said, "go forth and multiply!"

-Childebeast

OCT 22nd, 2010

Childebeast/Lucky Stabb duel CD release...

Oct 22nd...Childebeast decides to release "Sous Le Maison" at Maxwell's Music House in Waterloo, Ontario.

Oct 22nd...Lucky Stabb decides to release "Its Now Or Later" at Maxwell's Music House in

Waterloo, Ontario.

Coincidence?

In any case, the show also features J.K. Phil Ose as well as The Axxxidentals. To miss this show would be indeed quite unwise...quite...unwise. Tickets are $10 and come with choice of "Its Now Or Later" or "Sous Le Maison"...you can pre-order tickets from the following email address:

davetimberwolf@gmail.com

or go to:

www.fauxtownrecords.com

and get a hold of a Fauxtown minion today!